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A few of the workshop titles (Full PDF schedule here):
- More Guns, Less Crime: How Law Enforcement is Beginning to Embrace a Well-Armed Civilian Population.
- Healthcare After ObamaCAre: A Practical Guide for Living When No One Has Insurance and America Runs Out of Doctors
- Conservative Journalism: From Benghazi to the IRS - A Layman's Guide to Covering "Phony Scandals" New Media Style. Sponsored by TownHall Regnery Publishing [Ed Note: Is that an admission that they are, in fact, "phony scandals"? I think so! Remember, you read it here first.]
There will be a book signing by former candidate Christine O'Donnell. (Remember her? She is still not a witch.) Also one by Newt's current wife, Callista. And one by Ann Coulter. (I'm swooning. Bring on the smelling salts. Can this be Heaven?)
Ted Cruz is speaking right now, as I write this, and he has his McCarthy face on. He's got the voice down pat, and you gotta hand it to him--he could be teaching Demagoguery 101. He's that good. Already I'm hearing "first amendment rights" and "second amendment rights". I should just stop watching. I'll never get anything done.
So, since I have a busy day today, I'm going to pull myself away from this. If anything really exciting/hilarious happens in the next couple of days I'll put my reporting cap back on and bring it to you posthaste and pronto.
For your further entertainment, I've written about past CPACs here, here and here. I don't know--those guys just tickle my funny bone. I get an even bigger kick out of the fact that it's not my funny bone they're after, but, no matter how hard they try, that's as much as they're ever going to get from me.
Cross-posted at Liberaland and at dagblog.