tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post600296894115157059..comments2024-03-27T11:22:03.840-04:00Comments on Ramona's Voices: FRIDAY FOLLIES: On Bachmann, Founding Fathers, Glenn Beck and Where Gays Come FromRamona Grigghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07160614050077886238noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-35634826087289963962011-07-04T16:14:49.640-04:002011-07-04T16:14:49.640-04:00Okay, Eric, now you're scaring me. (Brilliantl...Okay, Eric, now you're scaring me. (Brilliantly accurate! Thanks.Ramona Grigghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07160614050077886238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-36716503854664770452011-07-04T15:33:17.541-04:002011-07-04T15:33:17.541-04:00The other day, I came across some old recordings I...The other day, I came across some old recordings I’d made of The Muppet Show. One was the show from March 1978 that featured Alice Cooper as the guest. As I was watching, it occured to me that in every picture of Michele Bachmann I have ever seen, she looks far, far more deranged than Alice Cooper does when (with full makeup) he is trying to look crazy.<br /><br />This is the episode that started off with Scooter coming in to the guest dressing room to find Vince Furnier applying makeup while surrounded by monster Muppets.<br /><br />Scooter: Uh, sir? I think there’s something you should know.<br />Alice Cooper: Yes?<br />Scooter: These monsters aren’t ours!<br />Alice Cooper: I know. They’re mine!<br /><br />Anyway, I was inspired to look up the lyrics to an old song and alter them a bit. (The original is Bette Davis Eyes, written by Donna Weiss and Jackie DeShannon in 1974 and made a hit by Kim Carnes in 1981):<br /><br />Charlie Manson Eyes<br /><br />Her speech is Glenn Beck gold<br />Her grimace sweet surprise<br />Her heart is always cold<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br />She’ll turn her rhetoric on you<br />You won’t have to think twice<br />Cold as Minnesota snow<br />She got Charlie Manson eyes<br /><br />And she’ll tease you<br />She’ll unease you<br />All the better just to sleaze you<br />She’s precocious and she knows just<br />What it takes to make a Rove blush<br />She got John Boehner teary cries<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br /><br />She’ll take you to the cleaners<br />It whets her appetite<br />She’ll lay you on her slab<br />She’ll take a dump on you<br />Roll you like you were dice<br />Until you come out blue<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br /><br />She’ll expose you, when she snows you<br />Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you<br />She’s ferocious and she knows just<br />What it takes to make a Rove blush<br />Republicans think she’s a guy<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br /><br />And she’ll tease you<br />She’ll unease you<br />All the better just to sleaze you<br />She’s precocious, and she knows just<br />What it takes to make a Rove blush<br />She got John Boehner teary cries<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br /><br />She’ll tease you<br />She’ll unease you<br />Just to sleaze ya<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyes<br />She’ll expose you, when she snows you<br />She knows ya<br />She’s got Charlie Manson eyesE.A. Blairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12746875547810750519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-1934060781315107282011-07-04T11:20:10.251-04:002011-07-04T11:20:10.251-04:00As I've said a thousand times before, I just d...As I've said a thousand times before, I just don't get why ordiinary, civilized Americans vote Republican. There is nothing redeeming about their behavior in any political arena. They don't hide what they plan to do once they're in office, yet people who will suffer when the Repubs put their plans into action willing vote for them.<br /><br />It's a mystery that no amount of explanation really explains.Ramona Grigghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07160614050077886238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-2006883946042114682011-07-04T11:08:35.503-04:002011-07-04T11:08:35.503-04:00The GOP march to a different drum, I don't thi...The GOP march to a different drum, I don't think they could play<br />in a band b/c they don't care what the outcome is going to be,<br />just give me my rights, my money and to heck with the rest of the<br />country...the tea party members are not rich enough to be repubs.<br />Don't they realize that once the repubs get their way, the tea partiers<br />will become the new have nots. They won't be needed anymore and<br />then they and we will have to live with THEIR decisions...how crazy<br />is that?weg12noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-68858491844855980402011-07-02T01:25:33.448-04:002011-07-02T01:25:33.448-04:00Now that the GOP has revealed who they are so clea...Now that the GOP has revealed who they are so clearly, maybe this country will truly wake up. Ohio is certainly a good sign as is Wisconsin and all the recalls coming.<br /><br />Heard on the news that the governors of Texas, in the midst of what is officially a disaster, and Florida, a state under seige by the health scare industry, were both MIA the other day. They were later found IN Vale, CO, visting the Koch brothers and their summit.<br /><br />Why do they have to hide? Because they know what they are doing is terribly wrong. But they are going anyway. You can replace them, but you will never make them care. Which they proved they don't...just the other day. reveal to friends ths is who they are, and demand better.<br /><br />GregorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2772956368752433326.post-32006216564155659732011-07-01T10:47:41.825-04:002011-07-01T10:47:41.825-04:00Yeah Ohio! I wonder if Republicans are scared. The...Yeah Ohio! I wonder if Republicans are scared. They should be.teresa's basement bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01006401387489554974noreply@blogger.com